Markieff Morris Sank Clutch Free Throws Thanks To His "Big Nuts"

That’s the best post-game answer in forever. No canned response, no “just wanted to help my team get the W, couldn’t have done it without my teammates”. None of that. Instead, he told the truf. He made two clutch free throws thanks to his wife and his big ol nuts. He was thinking about how his wife won’t go near his nuts if those free throws didn’t go in. Now? He gets to dangle them nuts all over the house.

And my favorite part was him saying “I don’t want to jinx it”. I have no idea what he means by that. Jinx the size of his nuts? Jinx his wife and whatever she does to his nuts? Like if he talks about his nuts out loud she won’t compliment their size anymore. I mean he made the free throws, Markieff’s Big Nuts get to keep their nickname for a while.

And I know everyone is now wondering, do him and Marcus share nuts? Share a wife? No. No they do not. Just because they used to (maybe still do) share a bank account, clothes, and tattoos, does not mean they share testicles and wives. Gees.

PS: What a big win for the Zards. Sure the Warriors were without KD, but still, beating Steph and Klay and Draymond is no easy task. Shout out to Beal with 25 points and Wall with 19 assists. Don’t look now, but the Wizards are now the 3 seed in the East. Pretty amazing.